Cheesy

After the Private View on Thursday night, we wandered over the road to The Springfield Hotel, not wanting to abandon the evening's fun too early. Patsy123 was a little hungry, so she asked what they had to nibble on.

"Mini-Cheddars" were amongst the usual list of crisps and things.

"I'll have some of those," she said.

"Yes madam. What flavour?" said the barmaid, looking at the packets behind her.

"Err ... cheese?" said Patsy123, a little taken aback.

"Of course, I'll go and get some."