New Element Discovered

While I was in the US, a major research institution announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit incoherent noise, since it has ½ as many peons but twice as many morons.

Take Back the Media

Tucked away in my bookmark folder, I came across a website I'd not looked at for some time. Looking at it in more depth now, I'm delighted by the anger against and contempt for the Bush administration displayed here. I'm particularly fond of the short movies hosted on this site. Here's one that tells you things you may not know, in an engaging and entertaining way.

Ee, it brings back memories of the Seventies, when, despite the general style bypass, everything seemed so much more vibrant!

It's good to see that dissent really is alive over there, even if we don't get to see anything of it on the teevee.

True Rat

My old buddy, True Rat, emailed me today about the Bumper Sticker websites:

I've combined several of the stickers into some nice wallpaper for my PC. I can't believe that there's still a chance Bush will be re-elected. Not personally knowing the President, it's a bit unfair to criticise him based on the writings of only his critics, but, darn it, the man's a fool. He shouldn't be in a job that doesn't largely involve counting his bogies as the main task. If Britain doesn't make you despair of politics then at least we can rely on the USA.

Dubya has been to tea here several times and I can confirm the man is an utter twat. He lost count of his bogies at ten.

(Note to self: be prepared to prove this when CIA call)

If you can read this, you're not the President

A good friend in the States just sent me directions to two sites selling bumper stickers. As he says, ignore the sales copy associated with the images and just enjoy the "celebration" of BushCo's personal Holy War.

It's good to know that dissent isn't dead in America.